End of Season
2026
Wrapped
14 sessions · 12 players
Team Champions
No Bullshit
38W – 34L
Runner-up: Achey Breaky Darts (37W–35L) · Arm & Hammered (37W–35L)
Season MVP — Highest Average
Josh
18.68 per dart
Runner-up: Chris (18.55) · Darrin (18.05)
Lowest Season Average
Craig
12.08 per dart
Runner-up: Mitch (12.56) · Scott (12.60)
Hash Wizard — Best Hash %
Jim
Pre: 14.5  ·  Post: 17.06
▲ +17.6% improvement after the hash break
Runner-up: Mitch (+7.9%) · Craig (+7.8%)
Post-Hash Zero — Worst Hash %
Mike U
Pre: 22.91  ·  Post: 17.33
▼ -24.3% drop-off after the hash break
Runner-up: Derek (-13.8%) · Darrin (-13.8%)
Ton Machine
48
Josh
tons scored all season
Runner-up: Darrin (38) · Chris (35)
The Closer
28
Darrin
Total finishes this season
Runner-up: Josh (25) · Chris (20)
Family Feast Champion
1
John
Family Feasts served up
Welfare Ton King
2
F Mitch
Tons from Down Under
Firing Squad
6
Brian & Mitch
Times shot
Runner-up: Craig (5) · John (4)
Dick Collector
23
Darrin & John
Where am I supposed to put them all?
Runner-up: Brian (18) · Mitch (17)
Mr. Consistent
Scott
Std dev: 0.97
Lowest weekly average variance across 8 sessions
Runner-up: Mike (1.21) · F Mitch (1.33)
Best Single Session
23.12
Josh — Week 9
Highest session average all season
Runner-up: Josh: 23.08 (Wk 11) · Chris: 21.40 (Wk 9)
Worst single session
9.39
Mitch — Week 11
Great job
Runner-up: Craig: 9.83 (Wk 3) · Mitch: 10.17 (Wk 7)
Late Bloomer
Chris
1st half: 17.05 → 2nd half: 20.34
▲ +3.29 — saved the best for last
Runner-up: Ted (+3.09) · Josh (+2.24)
Peaked Early
Ryan
1st half: 11.92 → 2nd half: 11.07
▼ -0.85 — started strong, faded late
Runner-up: John (-0.44) · Darrin (-0.2)
Iron Man
Josh & Darrin
13 sessions (tied)
Never missed a week
Runner-up: John (12 sessions) · F Mitch (12 sessions)
The Benchwarmer
Scott
8 sessions played
Quality over quantity... right?
Runner-up: Kielley (10 sessions) · Jim (10 sessions)
2026
Season Over
Now fuck off